New Bacon Grease Missile

Raytheon announced today an exciting addition to its line of air-to-ground missiles: the AGM-98 “Hell Pig”, an air-to-ground missile wit [...]

Star Wars Spoiler Leads to Lockdown

Pandemonium broke out Monday morning at the Bravo Company morning formation when Private Silvio Snuffmeister whispered key plot points and t [...]

Syrian Refugees Overwhelm Christmastown

Hit The Woodline has learned that Syrian refugees are threatening Christmas and Santa is at a loss in how to deal with the crisis. “Refuge [...]

Army to Go Asymmetrical Against Navy

Hit The Woodline has learned that Army will be using unconventional strategy in the game today against Navy in the form of asymmetrical play [...]

Dino Poop Disguises

Hit The Woodline has learned that Democratic Party spies have been infiltrating Republican closed-do [...]

Jerry Springer New RNC Chair

Jerry Springer has been announced to be the new chairman of the Republican National Committee. Hit T [...]

January 9, 2016

ISIS and Taliban to Co-sponsor 1st Annual Boy and Goat Beauty Pageant

Hit The Woodline has learned that the Daesh (ISIS) and Taliban are co-sponsoring their first annual Boy and Goat Beauty Pageant. Anticipation amongst fighters of both […]
January 1, 2016

Predictions for 2016

John Stewart will be named the new executive producer for The O’Reilly Factor on FOX News. “I can’t fight it any longer,” will say Stewart. “I’ve […]
December 31, 2015

U.S. Government’s New Years Preparations

The U.S. Government made the following announcements today that are in preparation of New Year’s Eve 2016. All the preparations, listed below, have roots in tradition […]
January 9, 2016

ISIS and Taliban to Co-sponsor 1st Annual Boy and Goat Beauty Pageant

Hit The Woodline has learned that the Daesh (ISIS) and Taliban are co-sponsoring their first annual Boy and Goat Beauty Pageant. Anticipation amongst fighters of both […]
January 1, 2016

Predictions for 2016

John Stewart will be named the new executive producer for The O’Reilly Factor on FOX News. “I can’t fight it any longer,” will say Stewart. “I’ve […]
December 31, 2015

New Years Suggestions

Okay, all you yahoos, gather ‘round. We, the editors at Hit The Woodline, offer the following suggestions to help you prepare, mentally and materially, for New […]
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