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January 9, 2016
Hit The Woodline has learned that the Daesh (ISIS) and Taliban are co-sponsoring their first annual Boy and Goat Beauty Pageant. Anticipation amongst fighters of both […]
January 1, 2016
John Stewart will be named the new executive producer for The O’Reilly Factor on FOX News. “I can’t fight it any longer,” will say Stewart. “I’ve […]
December 31, 2015
Okay, all you yahoos, gather ‘round. We, the editors at Hit The Woodline, offer the following suggestions to help you prepare, mentally and materially, for New […]
December 27, 2015
Hit The Woodline has learned, according to Special Forces teams on the snow, that Christmastown, and the entire area, normatively known as the North Pole, has […]
December 24, 2015
All is Good in Christmastown. Reports from there are that Santa and his large force of support elves are good to go and ready for tonight. […]
December 24, 2015
Merry Christmas to all our friends and readers. We, the editors of Hit The Woodline, wish you all a happy, joyous and peaceful day, today and […]
