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News Release – New Editors

 

Hit The Woodline Launching Under New Editorial Management

It was announced today that the news site, Hit The Woodline, is relaunching under new editorial management. Said Dirk Stohn, spokesperson for Force 12 Media, parent company and evil overlord for Hit the Woodline, “We at Force 12 are extremely excited about Hit The Woodline ramping back up and look forward to their shenanigans. Unless they do something really stupid, in which case we don’t know them.”

The military and news media were also very positive about the announcement. Said Anderson Cooper of CNN, “Hit the what? The woodline? What the hell does that mean?”

Numerous sources at the Pentagon were also very positive about the announcement. Said Pentagon Press Secretary Peter Cook, “Those guys do satire? Oh, fuck me.”

Said Biff Burkinstok, assistant-secretary for Defense Legal Services Agency, “You’re kidding? Satire from Force 12? Really? Shit. I need a drink.”

Said one member of the editorial team at Hit The Woodline, “We hope to bring valuable military, political and cultural insights to the American military community and general public. And if we can’t do that, then maybe we can just irritate the shit out of some people.”

"Hit the Woodline" is a Force12 Media, LLC satire publication. All articles on this website are satirical in nature, meant for entertainment purposes.
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