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Fayettenam, NC (December 9th, 2014) With the rising occurrence of stolen valor both within in the militaries ranks and out, the economic law of supply and demand has produced a startlingly grotesque product: Stolen Valor Starter Kits.
As the Army releases the updated AR 670-1 with new standards on appearance and grooming, the Regiment has responded in kind with new and higher standards of it’s own.
What it takes to get this coveted certification that puts the individual Ranger above USAF Pararescueman (PJ’s), Special Forces Medical Sergeants (18D’s), Naval Independent Duty Corpsman (IDC’s), Medical Doctors, Surgeons, Chiropractors, Dentists, Optometrists, and most Demi-Gods.
The decision to expand the pipeline has sent shockwaves through the Ranger community
