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December 27, 2015
Hit The Woodline has learned, according to Special Forces teams on the snow, that Christmastown, and the entire area, normatively known as the North Pole, has […]
December 24, 2015
All is Good in Christmastown. Reports from there are that Santa and his large force of support elves are good to go and ready for tonight. […]
December 24, 2015
Merry Christmas to all our friends and readers. We, the editors of Hit The Woodline, wish you all a happy, joyous and peaceful day, today and […]
September 19, 2015
THE PENTAGON, WASHINGTON D.C. – Like it or not, girls have invaded the once all-boy domain of Army Ranger School, and the first two female soldiers […]
September 18, 2015
UNDISCLOSED LOCATION, VIRGINIA – He is unremarkable for a military leader at the cutting edge of weapons technology. “The New York Times article changed everything,” he […]
September 17, 2015
Hillary Clinton E-mails released – SHOW CLEAR EVIDENCE OF WRONGDOING AND CONSPIRACY Washington – Sept, 2015: State Dept. Investigators have released 7000-plus new Clinton e-mails and […]
