Perplexed by a government that is $17 trillion in debtyet can still find $1.6 billion dollars in bribe money for its erstwhile “ally” Pakistan, and denied the ability to re-enlist in the US military due to a massive drawdown and policy changes related to tattoos, large numbers of former US servicemembers are flocking to join Pakistan’s armed forces, in part, we’re told, “because they still have money.” Reporters with enabling support from anonymous backers in an underground organization known only as “ShadowSpear,” traveled to the rugged and lawless Federally Administered Tribal Region (FATA) of Pakistan for this exclusive story.
General Raymond Odierno, the Army’s Chief of Staff, announced today that the Army was considering a plan to do away with the entire Non-Commissioned Officers Corps in favor of contract provided personnel, or CPs.
Among the proposals being submitted to congress include measures that will deactivate the 173rd Airborne Brigade Combat Team based in Vicenza, Italy and in locations around Germany.
In a rare departure from the intra-service rivalry that typifies the relationship between their two branches of service, the Chief of Staff of the Army, General Raymond Odierno, sent a formal letter of concession to the Commandant of the Marine Corps acknowledging that the Marines have successfully wrested away the only edge that the Army held over the Marine Corps uniforms.
Chandler announced that Captain William Swenson's Medal of Honor should be rescinded due to CPT Swenson's egregious violation of the personal grooming standards