August 6, 2015

Jaws of Life Saves the Day at Obama Presser

Jaws of Life Saves the Day at Obama Presser By Paul Avallone Washington, D.C. –  The drama was as heavy as a poop-laden Pampers yesterday afternoon […]
June 18, 2015

Helm Announces Campaign For 2016 Presidential Race

Dillon, Texas – Coming right on the heels of Donald Trump announcing his candidacy for President, Mr. Jade Helm has officially announced his bid to be the next […]
April 27, 2015

Obama and Putin Get Into YouTube Comment Fight

Washington, D.C. – With diplomatic relations dwindling between two of the worlds super powers, it comes as no surprise that the occasional cheap shot would be […]
July 5, 2014

President Apologizes for Independence Day

Washington, D.C. – In a surprise move, the President held a late night press conference at the White House last night with a surprising announcement. On the evening of the nations 238th birthday, the President issued a formal apology to the United Kingdom for revolting and instigating hostilities over two centuries ago.

May 31, 2014

Failed Obamacare™ Architect to Take Over as Head of Veterans’ Administration

Washington, D.C. (May 30, 2014) – In a surprise move designed to coincide with the weekend network news cycle and Americans’ short attention span, outgoing White House Press Secretary Jay Carney announced in his final press conference that ousted Veterans Administration Secretary Eric Shenseki will be replaced by former Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebilius.

May 2, 2014

Jay Carney Fired Over On-Air Outburst

Washington, D.C. (May 2nd, 2014) – White House Press Secretary Jay Carney finally cracked under the pressure of renewed criticism aimed at the administrations handling of the Benghazi debacle today.

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