December 2, 2015
Nuts

Congress to Get New Balls

Hit The Woodline has learned that Neuticles, a Missouri company that manufactures and sells testicular prosthetic implants for neutered pets, has rolled out a new line […]
December 1, 2015
Eagle

New Law Unleashes New Freedom Foods

Congress just passed a bill making falafel illegal in the US. It can now only by sold and consumed under more Anglicized names. Bill H.R. 3596 […]
November 30, 2015
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America Needs A Dynasty

Jeb Bush’s campaign is hustling to do damage control after an exchange Sunday between Bush and John Dickerson on CBS’s “Face the Nation” wherein Bush seemed […]
November 24, 2015
TrumpAndHillary

Hillary and Trump Switch Wigs

Hit the Woodline learned through anonymous sources that Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump last night accidentally switched wigs at a four-star restaurant in New York. The […]
September 17, 2015
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B R E A K I N G N E W S — Hillary Clinton E-mails released – SHOW CLEAR EVIDENCE OF WRONGDOING AND CONSPIRACY

Hillary Clinton E-mails released – SHOW CLEAR EVIDENCE OF WRONGDOING AND CONSPIRACY Washington – Sept, 2015: State Dept. Investigators have released 7000-plus  new Clinton e-mails and […]
September 16, 2015
CONSPIRACY

The Great Minimum Wage / BEER Conspiracy

I feel like I’ve had an Akashic revelation; an epiphany of the highest order. I finally understand the only real issue worth discussing this election season. […]
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