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January 7, 2016
Donald Trump recently said at a rally in Iowa that he hears “A couple of states have a problem with Cruz’s Canadian birth. … ‘I hope […]
January 4, 2016
Hit The Woodline has learned that Democratic Party spies have been infiltrating Republican closed-door donor events and secret strategy meetings by wearing Old Spice, Aqua Velva […]
December 31, 2015
The U.S. Government made the following announcements today that are in preparation of New Year’s Eve 2016. All the preparations, listed below, have roots in tradition […]
December 21, 2015
Jerry Springer has been announced to be the new chairman of the Republican National Committee. Hit The Woodline political analysts have for months been tracking rumors […]
December 21, 2015
South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham announced this morning on a conference call with supporters that he is suspending his presidential run. Hit The Woodline political analysts […]
December 16, 2015
The Rubio and Cruz campaigns announced this morning that, finally, after months of speculation, that the two candidates with hold a no-holds barred death match to […]
