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Fayettenam, NC (December 9th, 2014) With the rising occurrence of stolen valor both within in the militaries ranks and out, the economic law of supply and demand has produced a startlingly grotesque product: Stolen Valor Starter Kits.
Not being content to murder innocent Afghan people, US Special Forces now murders innocent Afghan lions
US Army Sergeant and former Taliban collaborator Bowe Bergdahl was recently cleared to return to duty, and moved from his position as an instructor at the Army’s Defense Language Institute to a prestigious new assignment as an “Honor Mentor” at the US Military Academy at West Point. In this new job, Bergdahl’s primary duties will be to educate, train, and inspire the newest generations of Army leaders, particularly those who struggle with issues of personal honor.
Under the cloak and dagger of this train, mentor, and advise mission, troops and their contractual brethren will be monitored to determine whether their symptoms of PTSD maintain, increase, or decrease throughout their deployment.
