July 2, 2015

Top 10 Ways To Let Everyone Know You’re A War Hero On The 4th

Dillon, Texas – Americans love their holidays, and love to celebrate them in style. The most violent holiday of all? The one where we collectively buy […]
June 29, 2015

Army Rolls Out New “Dad Bod” PT Program

Fort Jackson, SC – A rash of incidents between civilians and soldiers has the Army close to finalizing the implementation of a new PT program. Ft. Riley, […]
December 10, 2014

Stolen Valor “Starter Kit” Being Sold On Craigslist

Fayettenam, NC (December 9th, 2014) With the rising occurrence of stolen valor both within in the militaries ranks and out, the economic law of supply and demand has produced a startlingly grotesque product: Stolen Valor Starter Kits.

July 27, 2014

US Special Forces Murder Rare Afghanistan Lion

Not being content to murder innocent Afghan people, US Special Forces now murders innocent Afghan lions

July 15, 2014

Cleared of All Charges, Bergdahl Starts New Job at West Point; Defects to Navy

US Army Sergeant and former Taliban collaborator Bowe Bergdahl was recently cleared to return to duty, and moved from his position as an instructor at the Army’s Defense Language Institute to a prestigious new assignment as an “Honor Mentor” at the US Military Academy at West Point.  In this new job, Bergdahl’s primary duties will be to educate, train, and inspire the newest generations of Army leaders, particularly those who struggle with issues of personal honor.

July 4, 2014

Pentagon Discovers Cure for PTSD

Under the cloak and dagger of this train, mentor, and advise mission, troops and their contractual brethren will be monitored to determine whether their symptoms of PTSD maintain, increase, or decrease throughout their deployment.

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