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November 25, 2015
In preparation for tomorrow, we, the editors of Hit The Woodline, offer the following ROEs and/or suggestions, whether on post, a ship, FOB, COP, at home, […]
November 23, 2015
Hit The Woodline has learned that the Vatican is expanding its 135-man Swiss Guard for offensive operations, is making the Vatican’s token ceremonial force into a […]
November 17, 2015
Hit The Woodline has learned that U.S. Army Special Forces is adding a forth battalion to each Special Forces group and that these forth battalions will […]
November 16, 2015
A new ISIS video, released on the Dark Net, claims that ISIS is responsible for numerous attacks on America that are usually outside their norm, including […]
October 22, 2015
Washington, D.C. – The controversy surrounding females attending and graduating Ranger School has made nationwide headlines and even sparked a congressional investigation. While the Army is […]
September 29, 2015
The Army’s Office of the Chief of Public Affairs has officially acknowledged that it was first, before Disney, to file for trademark rights associated with the now famous […]
