December 14, 2015

Women to Play with Men

At the conclusion of the 116th Army and Navy football game, a spokesperson for Secretary of Defense Ashton Carter announced that the military academies will field […]
December 12, 2015

Army to Go Asymmetrical Against Navy

Hit The Woodline has learned that Army will be using unconventional strategy in the game today against Navy in the form of asymmetrical plays and pass […]
December 11, 2015

MU to Adopt Diversity Hakas

The University of Missouri System announced today that each of the four campuses in the system will adopt its own Haka, a traditional Māori war dance […]
December 8, 2015

Fantigue Epidemic Ransacking SOFREP Ranks

Hit The Woodline has learned from secret sources that a “fantigue” epidemic has been running rampant amongst the SOFREP writer ranks. “It’s terrible,” said Clayton Buckley. […]
November 30, 2015

Green Berets Date Back to Civil War

U.S. Army Special Operations Command announced today that credible evidence has been found that suggests the earliest Green Berets date back to the Civil War, and […]
November 25, 2015

30 Rules for a Happy Thanksgiving

In preparation for tomorrow, we, the editors of Hit The Woodline, offer the following ROEs and/or suggestions, whether on post, a ship, FOB, COP, at home, […]
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