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December 14, 2015
At the conclusion of the 116th Army and Navy football game, a spokesperson for Secretary of Defense Ashton Carter announced that the military academies will field […]
December 12, 2015
Hit The Woodline has learned that Army will be using unconventional strategy in the game today against Navy in the form of asymmetrical plays and pass […]
December 11, 2015
The University of Missouri System announced today that each of the four campuses in the system will adopt its own Haka, a traditional Māori war dance […]
December 8, 2015
Hit The Woodline has learned from secret sources that a “fantigue” epidemic has been running rampant amongst the SOFREP writer ranks. “It’s terrible,” said Clayton Buckley. […]
November 30, 2015
U.S. Army Special Operations Command announced today that credible evidence has been found that suggests the earliest Green Berets date back to the Civil War, and […]
November 25, 2015
In preparation for tomorrow, we, the editors of Hit The Woodline, offer the following ROEs and/or suggestions, whether on post, a ship, FOB, COP, at home, […]
