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December 24, 2015
All is Good in Christmastown. Reports from there are that Santa and his large force of support elves are good to go and ready for tonight. […]
December 24, 2015
Merry Christmas to all our friends and readers. We, the editors of Hit The Woodline, wish you all a happy, joyous and peaceful day, today and […]
December 22, 2015
Pandemonium broke out Monday morning at the Bravo Company morning formation when Private Silvio Snuffmeister whispered key plot points and twists to his buddy, Private First […]
December 22, 2015
Hit The Woodline has learned that Syrian refugees are threatening Christmas and Santa is at a loss in how to deal with the crisis. “Refugee camps […]
December 17, 2015
Hit The Woodline has learned that radicalized Islamofacist Krampus gnomes have infiltrated Christmastown. Reports suggest that Christmas is at risk, due to reduced elf motivation and […]
December 15, 2015
Navy Secretary Ray Mabus announced today that Keenan Reynold, Navy quarterback, may be granted permission and accommodation to play in the NFL next year, instead of […]
