December 24, 2015

North Pole SitRep (Update)

All is Good in Christmastown. Reports from there are that Santa and his large force of support elves are good to go and ready for tonight. […]
December 24, 2015

Your Christmas Stories

Merry Christmas to all our friends and readers. We, the editors of Hit The Woodline, wish you all a happy, joyous and peaceful day, today and […]
December 22, 2015

Star Wars Spoiler Leads to Lockdown

Pandemonium broke out Monday morning at the Bravo Company morning formation when Private Silvio Snuffmeister whispered key plot points and twists to his buddy, Private First […]
December 22, 2015

Syrian Refugees Overwhelm Christmastown

Hit The Woodline has learned that Syrian refugees are threatening Christmas and Santa is at a loss in how to deal with the crisis. “Refugee camps […]
December 17, 2015

Elves Being Radicalized in Christmastown

Hit The Woodline has learned that radicalized Islamofacist Krampus gnomes have infiltrated Christmastown. Reports suggest that Christmas is at risk, due to reduced elf motivation and […]
December 15, 2015

Keenan to Play NFL Games on Carriers

Navy Secretary Ray Mabus announced today that Keenan Reynold, Navy quarterback, may be granted permission and accommodation to play in the NFL next year, instead of […]
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