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“I keep hearing members of the military say, ‘Anyone but Hillary in 2016!’ I’m here to tell you, I am that ‘anyone!’” she added to tepid applause from the audience, most of whom were forced to be there as part of their annual diversity training.
Washington, D.C. (April 19th, 2014) - Medal of Honor recipient Captain Michael Swinson admitted defeat today in his long-running battle to keep his free-running hair.
With news of the end of Shinseki’s lingering influence over the Army and the much-anticipated demise of the black beret, impromptu black beret burning ceremonies reportedly occurred at Army bases worldwide.
A new study leaked just nine days ago blew the lid of secrecy off of a sinister and shockingly complex plot by senior Obama Administration officials to force the US military out of its popular and highly-regarded health care provider, Tricare, and into the floundering ObamaCare™ system.
Barrett testified to congress, saying, “The Commandant and I think it would be entirely appropriate to give our Marines thirty days of paid time off (PTO) in exchange for a five percent pay cut to their total monthly compensation.”
United States Army Cavalry Scouts will finally be given the distinguished headgear and shoulder tab they have long argued that they have not only earned, but also deserve.
