April 28, 2014

Elizabeth Warren Announces 2016 Presidential Bid

“I keep hearing members of the military say, ‘Anyone but Hillary in 2016!’   I’m here to tell you, I am that ‘anyone!’” she added to tepid applause from the audience, most of whom were forced to be there as part of their annual diversity training.

April 19, 2014

Medal of Honor Recipient Finally Cuts His Hair

Washington, D.C. (April 19th, 2014) - Medal of Honor recipient Captain Michael Swinson admitted defeat today in his long-running battle to keep his free-running hair.

April 14, 2014

Failed Obamacare™ Architect to Take Over as Head of Veterans’ Administration

With news of the end of Shinseki’s lingering influence over the Army and the much-anticipated demise of the black beret, impromptu black beret burning ceremonies reportedly occurred at Army bases worldwide. 

April 11, 2014

A New Study Reveals Plans to Force the Military Into ObamaCare™

A new study leaked  just nine days ago blew the lid of secrecy off of a sinister and shockingly complex plot by senior Obama Administration officials to force the US military out of its popular and highly-regarded health care provider, Tricare, and into the floundering ObamaCare™ system.

April 10, 2014

Marines Receive Pay Cut, PTO

Barrett testified to congress, saying, “The Commandant and I think it would be entirely appropriate to give our Marines thirty days of paid time off (PTO) in exchange for a five percent pay cut to their total monthly compensation.”

April 9, 2014

Cavalry Scouts Awarded Tab and Beret

United States Army Cavalry Scouts will finally be given the distinguished headgear and shoulder tab they have long argued that they have not only earned, but also deserve.

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