June 29, 2015

Army Rolls Out New “Dad Bod” PT Program

Fort Jackson, SC – A rash of incidents between civilians and soldiers has the Army close to finalizing the implementation of a new PT program. Ft. Riley, […]
June 24, 2015

BREAKING: Average Americans Instantly Become Civil War Experts

Elko Tract, VA – In a breaking revelation that has made it’s way into nearly every corner of social media, the average American has become an […]
April 27, 2015

Obama and Putin Get Into YouTube Comment Fight

Washington, D.C. – With diplomatic relations dwindling between two of the worlds super powers, it comes as no surprise that the occasional cheap shot would be […]
February 22, 2015

Brian Williams Comes Clean About D-Day

New York, NY – On the heels of perhaps the most bizarre, unnecessary, and outright absurd instance of stolen valor, NBC correspondent Brian Williams agreed to […]
July 27, 2014

US Special Forces Murder Rare Afghanistan Lion

Not being content to murder innocent Afghan people, US Special Forces now murders innocent Afghan lions

July 5, 2014

President Apologizes for Independence Day

Washington, D.C. – In a surprise move, the President held a late night press conference at the White House last night with a surprising announcement. On the evening of the nations 238th birthday, the President issued a formal apology to the United Kingdom for revolting and instigating hostilities over two centuries ago.

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