June 29, 2015
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Army Rolls Out New “Dad Bod” PT Program

Fort Jackson, SC – A rash of incidents between civilians and soldiers has the Army close to finalizing the implementation of a new PT program. Ft. Riley, […]
June 24, 2015
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BREAKING: Average Americans Instantly Become Civil War Experts

Elko Tract, VA – In a breaking revelation that has made it’s way into nearly every corner of social media, the average American has become an […]
April 27, 2015
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Obama and Putin Get Into YouTube Comment Fight

Washington, D.C. – With diplomatic relations dwindling between two of the worlds super powers, it comes as no surprise that the occasional cheap shot would be […]
February 22, 2015
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Brian Williams Comes Clean About D-Day

New York, NY – On the heels of perhaps the most bizarre, unnecessary, and outright absurd instance of stolen valor, NBC correspondent Brian Williams agreed to […]
July 27, 2014
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US Special Forces Murder Rare Afghanistan Lion

Not being content to murder innocent Afghan people, US Special Forces now murders innocent Afghan lions

July 5, 2014
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President Apologizes for Independence Day

Washington, D.C. – In a surprise move, the President held a late night press conference at the White House last night with a surprising announcement. On the evening of the nations 238th birthday, the President issued a formal apology to the United Kingdom for revolting and instigating hostilities over two centuries ago.

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