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January 9, 2016
Hit The Woodline has learned that the Daesh (ISIS) and Taliban are co-sponsoring their first annual Boy and Goat Beauty Pageant. Anticipation amongst fighters of both […]
January 7, 2016
Donald Trump recently said at a rally in Iowa that he hears “A couple of states have a problem with Cruz’s Canadian birth. … ‘I hope […]
December 21, 2015
Jerry Springer has been announced to be the new chairman of the Republican National Committee. Hit The Woodline political analysts have for months been tracking rumors […]
December 21, 2015
South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham announced this morning on a conference call with supporters that he is suspending his presidential run. Hit The Woodline political analysts […]
December 11, 2015
The University of Missouri System announced today that each of the four campuses in the system will adopt its own Haka, a traditional Māori war dance […]
November 20, 2015
Breaking: ISIS Crumbles Under Pressure from Facebook Eiffel Tower Peace Signs Hit The Woodline’s team of Top Secret intelligence analysts have been monitoring the DarkNet around […]
