January 9, 2016

ISIS and Taliban to Co-sponsor 1st Annual Boy and Goat Beauty Pageant

Hit The Woodline has learned that the Daesh (ISIS) and Taliban are co-sponsoring their first annual Boy and Goat Beauty Pageant. Anticipation amongst fighters of both […]
January 7, 2016

Trump: Cruz is Cross-Dressing Nazi Love Child

Donald Trump recently said at a rally in Iowa that he hears “A couple of states have a problem with Cruz’s Canadian birth. … ‘I hope […]
December 21, 2015

Jerry Springer New RNC Chair

Jerry Springer has been announced to be the new chairman of the Republican National Committee. Hit The Woodline political analysts have for months been tracking rumors […]
December 21, 2015

Senator Graham Drops Out of Race

South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham announced this morning on a conference call with supporters that he is suspending his presidential run. Hit The Woodline  political analysts […]
December 11, 2015

MU to Adopt Diversity Hakas

The University of Missouri System announced today that each of the four campuses in the system will adopt its own Haka, a traditional Māori war dance […]
November 20, 2015
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ISIS in Fear of Facebook

Breaking: ISIS Crumbles Under Pressure from Facebook Eiffel Tower Peace Signs Hit The Woodline’s team of Top Secret intelligence analysts have been monitoring the DarkNet around […]
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