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December 2, 2015
Hit The Woodline has learned that Neuticles, a Missouri company that manufactures and sells testicular prosthetic implants for neutered pets, has rolled out a new line […]
December 1, 2015
Congress just passed a bill making falafel illegal in the US. It can now only by sold and consumed under more Anglicized names. Bill H.R. 3596 […]
November 30, 2015
U.S. Army Special Operations Command announced today that credible evidence has been found that suggests the earliest Green Berets date back to the Civil War, and […]
November 30, 2015
Jeb Bush’s campaign is hustling to do damage control after an exchange Sunday between Bush and John Dickerson on CBS’s “Face the Nation” wherein Bush seemed […]
November 25, 2015
In preparation for tomorrow, we, the editors of Hit The Woodline, offer the following ROEs and/or suggestions, whether on post, a ship, FOB, COP, at home, […]
November 25, 2015
Hit the Woodline has learned that ISIS and al Qaida have contacted the NFL’s Officiating Department in hopes of contracting their help in the growing competition […]
