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December 15, 2015
Navy Secretary Ray Mabus announced today that Keenan Reynold, Navy quarterback, may be granted permission and accommodation to play in the NFL next year, instead of […]
December 12, 2015
Hit The Woodline has learned that Army will be using unconventional strategy in the game today against Navy in the form of asymmetrical plays and pass […]
December 10, 2015
German Chancellor Angela Merkel announced today that in light of the massive influx of Muslim immigrants, expected to eclipse one million by the end of 2015, […]
December 9, 2015
China announced today that all Beijing residents will immediately make plans to stay inside for at least the next six months and not go outside unless […]
December 8, 2015
Hit The Woodline has learned from secret sources that a “fantigue” epidemic has been running rampant amongst the SOFREP writer ranks. “It’s terrible,” said Clayton Buckley. […]
December 7, 2015
“Fuck, yeah, dude! Bravo Company rules the low skies!” said Spec4 Connor Synek after a victorious match at the National Training Center, on Ft. Irwin, California, during […]
