December 15, 2015

Keenan to Play NFL Games on Carriers

Navy Secretary Ray Mabus announced today that Keenan Reynold, Navy quarterback, may be granted permission and accommodation to play in the NFL next year, instead of […]
December 12, 2015

Army to Go Asymmetrical Against Navy

Hit The Woodline has learned that Army will be using unconventional strategy in the game today against Navy in the form of asymmetrical plays and pass […]
December 10, 2015

Merkel Announces 4th Reich

German Chancellor Angela Merkel announced today that in light of the massive influx of Muslim immigrants, expected to eclipse one million by the end of 2015, […]
December 9, 2015

Beijing Pollution Forcing People Underground

China announced today that all Beijing residents will immediately make plans to stay inside for at least the next six months and not go outside unless […]
December 8, 2015

Fantigue Epidemic Ransacking SOFREP Ranks

Hit The Woodline has learned from secret sources that a “fantigue” epidemic has been running rampant amongst the SOFREP writer ranks. “It’s terrible,” said Clayton Buckley. […]
December 7, 2015

Ultimate Drone Matches Between Units

“Fuck, yeah, dude! Bravo Company rules the low skies!” said Spec4 Connor Synek after a victorious match at the National Training Center, on Ft. Irwin, California, during […]
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