December 24, 2015
SantaGTG

North Pole SitRep (Update)

All is Good in Christmastown. Reports from there are that Santa and his large force of support elves are good to go and ready for tonight. […]
December 24, 2015
Stories

Your Christmas Stories

Merry Christmas to all our friends and readers. We, the editors of Hit The Woodline, wish you all a happy, joyous and peaceful day, today and […]
December 22, 2015
Spoilers

Star Wars Spoiler Leads to Lockdown

Pandemonium broke out Monday morning at the Bravo Company morning formation when Private Silvio Snuffmeister whispered key plot points and twists to his buddy, Private First […]
December 22, 2015
Refugees

Syrian Refugees Overwhelm Christmastown

Hit The Woodline has learned that Syrian refugees are threatening Christmas and Santa is at a loss in how to deal with the crisis. “Refugee camps […]
December 17, 2015
SantaAndSnowman

Elves Being Radicalized in Christmastown

Hit The Woodline has learned that radicalized Islamofacist Krampus gnomes have infiltrated Christmastown. Reports suggest that Christmas is at risk, due to reduced elf motivation and […]
December 16, 2015
RubioCruz

Death Match Between Rubio and Cruz

The Rubio and Cruz campaigns announced this morning that, finally, after months of speculation, that the two candidates with hold a no-holds barred death match to […]
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